Who'd want a McA-Level?

Apparently, McDonald's have been given approval to issue their own A-Levels and diplomas as accredited awarding bodies. This means that their training programmes can now be recognised as proper academic qualifications, along with Flybe and Network Rail. I wonder what sorts of subjects we could suggest?

Perhaps the Ronald McDonald Institute is sorting out a qualification in nutritional science. I'm sure Flybe College is itching to start their new courses in customer service, and the University of Network Rail must have some transport logistics lined up.