I'm not certain this advert really works

Seen at the Zondervan website:

Holy Bible (NIV)
By: Various Authors
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It can't be my twisted sense of humour alone which finds this amusing. After all, the date of the next tour to be carried out by the Various Authors of the Bible is a rather high-level secret, and they don't really do promotions…